January 2012
Throw a band in my ask and I will tell you:
mybrutalromance:
Favorite Song?
Favorite Album?
Favorite Member?
Seen Them Live?
Any Merch?
markhumpus:
omfg imagine going to disney land with all time low
cosmothefairy:
baseball shirts make everyone appear 100% more attractive
wentzporta:
cost: $5
shipping: $1,000,000
butthurtbandboys:
the hardest choice i have to make in life is deciding what to wear to soundwave
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Better Than Me: queenofthecats: Ok so one time I... →
queenofthecats:
Ok so one time I met this guy downtown, and we immediately hit it off. A few days went by in a matter of minutes, and we were finally ready to have sex. So we both met in his bed, cuddled for a little, and then started doing it. We did it 4 times in one hour, and his daughter…
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...
arseniccupcakes:
lucifer-ann:
loldoit
if somebody did this for me i would be really happy
wentzelpretzel:
my daily thoughts:
i love this band so much oh my god
i love that band so much oh my god
i love this band too oh mY GOD
i’m going to kill myself i love this band
i just fucking love music uGH
i’m hungry
i want to be in a band so badly
hA HA WAIT i don’t have any talent
i’m going nowhere in life
oh my god
i hate my life
and repeat
December 2011
how does one go from
to
November 2011
educatednipple:
what kind of sex does a priest have?
NUN
October 2011
alxndrgskrth:
oblivious
i was young and horny
bandboysasparents:
Gerard Way is sitting in his kitchen when he hears his daughter Bandit crying in her room. “Are you okay?” Gerard asks, sitting at her bed. “I’M NOT OKAY!” Gerard sits still and says “I promise…” as a single tear falls down his face
bandboysasparents:
“hey honey will I need an umbrella today” Ryan asks his wife. “It doesn’t look like raining,” she says “But it’s better if you do.” Ryan looks at her. “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY” He screams as he runs into his room and curls up with his floral scarves.
slugrats:
Alex was sitting on the couch reading the newspaper. His 18-year-old son walked into the house and said, “I got your picture.”
“What did you just say?” Alex hollered.
“I picked up your passport photo. I got your picture.”
“I’m coming with you,” Alex tearfully croaked under his breath.
bandboysasparents:
“dad guess what” ryan ross’s son screamed at him. “my teacher told me i have more wit than anyone in the class!” “i’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck.” ryan whispered to himself as a tear slid down his cheek.
slugrats:
Alex was sitting on the couch reading the newspaper. His 18-year-old son walked into the house and said, “I got your picture.”
“What did you just say?” Alex hollered.
“I picked up your passport photo. I got your picture.”
“I’m coming with you,” Alex tearfully croaked under his breath.
bandboysasparents:
one night brendon’s son plays his music loudly in his bedroom, brendon storms up the stairs and shouts “haven’t you ever heard of closing the god damn door?” tears welling up in his eyes
uhkay:
you know how weird it’s gonna be in like 40 years when all these band members we idolize are gonna start dying off and like by then they’ll probably be nobodies and we’ll be busy being middle aged so we might not even hear about it or maybe we will and then i’ll beat my kids out of sadness
mydetention:
“happy 13th birthday, bandit!” gerard & lindsey say to their daughter as she comes downstairs. “oh honey, she’s a teenager now” lindsey says to gerard. “TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME-” gerard begins to scream, jumping up on the kitchen table & stomping on bandit’s birthday cake.