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“happy 13th birthday, bandit!” gerard & lindsey say to their daughter as she comes downstairs.
“oh honey, she’s a teenager now” lindsey says to gerard.
“TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME-” gerard begins to scream, jumping up on the kitchen table & stomping on bandit’s birthday cake.
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